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Humans are weird and today I shall explain. I will start with something simple. If there is food in front of me, I will eat it (only if I like it). I will certainly not click a photo of the food first. I understand that the food smells delicious but what is the point of clicking a photo? Humans tell me it is for Pawstagram (Instagram)!
I was genuinely flabbergasted – yes, dogs can also have a rich vocab. Humans prioritise photos over food. Will likes will not feed a hungry dog?
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See how humans are weird
Last weekend I went to do my grocery. Apparently, there is no free lunch. Even my lunch comes at a cost – I had to step out to do grocery instead of snoozing in bed on a Saturday afternoon. That was only the beginning. What followed was exhausting.
At the store, I was being repeatedly tugged at by the mothership. She thought I was barking without a reason. But I was only greeting the paw pals who I could not see but sniff. She did not even allow me to mark (she calls it pee, by the way). The humans at the store were more understanding. They said I was behaving perfectly normally. It was about time that someone said this to my humans, glad they did.
As soon as I was beginning to think that the humans at the store were smart, they too broke my myth by asking me to pose for a photo. Once again, a photo!!! And this time to hang on the Christmas tree. First, I do not understand why a tree does not smell like one. Second, have you ever seen a tree decorated with photos? I am telling you, humans are weird and they are losing it.
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Pawstagram is the culprit
Finally, humans paid for the grocery from my allowance money and we left for home. Beat this – after we reached home, they again made me pose for photos. This time with the food packs. When they saw I was not interested, they lied to me about having chimken. I am not the one who gets fooled so easily, I could not smell chimken so I did not pose.
Guess what humans sometimes tell me things that are not true. Occasionally they shout – Oh, Bella is here, but she is not. Bella is my buddy and humans know that I tilt my head with happiness on hearing her name. That’s when they record the videos, I realised later. Nowadays I only yawn thinking how long this will go on before the humans calm down. I doubt they will as long as Pawstagram exists.
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